Squirrel - Unarmed and Dangerous
"Watch out for yourself if your walking through the park" - some advice offered to me by a friend who was savagely attacked by a wild squirrel. yes, a squirrel. This ferocious beast, that stalks the wide open plains of Kelvingrove Park in Glasgow, armed to the teeth with, erm teeth and seeking out unsuspecting 6ft 4" 'easy prey' Glasgwegians, under the cover of broad daylight and a bushy tail - should best be given a wide berth.
Said friend was 'growled at' in the A & E unit with his gaping wound to his small finger, amongst other 'luckier' individuals with mere car crash injuries or assault impalements.
Thankfully he has now fully recovered, just don't mention the name Basil.